Sports Events Bathroom Tips

1. Bathroom News

You’ve sat uncomfortably through the last quarter of the game. Sports are do- or-die for you and you now realize that the second cup of beer has sent you over the edge. You move through the row of fans offering apologies along the way. When you make it to the bathroom there is, much to your dismay, twenty people ahead of you. Places that sell beer by the barrel should have ample space restroom facilities to accommodate the all the beer sold.

2. Women Fans

The bathroom issue can present a host of problems for women. Lines are always longer. There are but few choices when your bladder is screaming. Women are courteous nurturers by nature but when potty issues present everything else becomes secondary. Banish thoughts of women pushing the angst ridden sister to the front of the line. The same do-or-die attitude prevails when your bladder is full. If you are the woman in need of empathy smile nicely and point with your middle and index finger crossed.

3. Options

If you were unsuccessful in getting a pass to the front of the line. There is still another option that may keep you from adding to your woes by hopping on one foot for ten minutes until you can get into a stall. You may want to consider the men’s room. The lines are shorter there will be stalls with doors and a urinal. Of course you want a door and optimal privacy. You also want to grab a sister out of line to watch the door while you’re inside. Most women will wait on line for incredibly long periods of time rather than subject themselves to being seen entering or leaving the men’s room. Your choice.

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